look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
Dragon Snake (Xenodermus javanicus)
The sexiest snake that could ever exist in this world. I mean. LOOK AT THIS SNAKE.
*I’ve looked these guys up in previous years when I first came across them, and they haven’t become any less interesting to me.
Precious nubbin covered friend noodle.